My Mayo Brings All the Gays to the Yard…

Okay, so it was brought to my attention that there is an extremely controversial advert airing in the UK and I had to check it out.  Who would have thought that a country as progressive and “liberal” enough to let the gays get married could possibly be offended by anything?! How disappointed I was to find out that it was a simple mayonaise commercial.  Yes people, an advertisment about Heinz Mayo! Not just any regular condiment though, this one is just for homosexuals.**  Well, here, just see for yourself:

Yes, this is apparently the advert threatening the sanctity of sandwhich eaters everywhere.  Is nothing sacred?  Even good ol’ Bill O’Reilly had to get in on this one, an entire segment on how dispicable the whole thing is! And boy am I glad he did! It’s a bit unfortunate though that he was no where to be found when they aired this equally shocking advert during the Superbowl 2007, no less!

Okay, enough with my sarcasm.  I cannot begin to describe how infuriating this is for me! Obviously, the first commercial has NOTHING to do with being gay, and if it did - WHO THE FUCK CARES?! The point of this advert, from a marketing standpoint, is that the obviously New York Deli “Mum” takes the place of your real mum!  This mayonaise is supposed to taste just like it came from a deli and it gives your mother the ability to make sandwhiches on that level.  That’s it people. It’s not gay.  It’s not offensive.  It’s just another stupid advert.  Get over yourselves please and find something real to be “up in arms” about! If you don’t like it - fast forward or take that time to take a piss and a make a damn sandwhich.

**Straight people, please read the label carefully, I don’t want you to accidentally switch to the other team just because you weren’t paying close enough attention while in the grocery store!

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Le changement dans lequel nous croyons

BLOG BACK UP 25 JUNE, 2008!

There is so much going on in my life at the moment, not to mention my poor blog was in need of a change, I just needed a break. I will be back shortly, and when I return, the crap I’ve had to deal with will make for some very entertaining reading.  I will continue to read all my favourite blogs, and comment as usual and hope to have readers when I return.

See you kiddies soon!!

♥ Nickoal

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